Results In! Bunny Did It!

Oh, my stars! Can you believe it?! As it turns out, Bunny Reid Fuzz is the cereal murderer! And to think I just had coffee and gossip with her yesterday morning! Sunday night, as I.B. Fuzz read the Investigation Results Report, suspects were eliminated one by one--until it came down to Hildie Clam (connected only to Rhalston), Misty Scarlett (wrong gun), and Bunny Fuzz (motive: ideology). It seems poor mixed up Bunny thought she was living up to her Pisceology and Ranger codes to "right the wrongs" perpetrated by General Mills. Poor I.B.--you should have seen her! It so pained her to order her own niece arrested. And then she had to call Bunny's mother! Well, at least we don't have to wonder if we have a cereal murderer running the streets of Langley any longer. In that Bunny has been in operation for 24 years, it is amazing that our crime rate is as low as it is (only one murder annually). Without the help of our volunteer sleuths, how could any of us feel safe again on the streets of Langley? Thank you all so much for all your help! We locals are all looking forward to seeing you again next year. Too bad it always has to be under such circumstances. Check back now and then on this blogsite--around February! Love to all! Bea Z. Baudy

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Another February Murder Hits Langley!

Oh no! Just when you think this might be the year to break the unfortunate string of February murders in Langley, it is reported that there has been another one! It seems that the body of some government guy by the name of Victor Mills was found in the bushes over on Anthes Avenue. I hear tell that there were some dead fish placed ceremonially on his body. Eeewww! Creepy! I haven't heard yet what the cause of death was exactly, but the coroner's report will probably have more about that on Saturday. I can't believe it--I just saw him at the concert-turned-party last Thursday night at Brookhaven. I hear tell he was a rather annoying (to say the least) power hungry careerist, and not much of a "people person". He was supposed to be here on a mission for the state department about our chocolate banana slugs as a food source. But the buzz is that he was sniffing around in different areas, putting a lot of people off (49ers? Dew Brothers? Other government officials? "Co-workers?"). He must have really put the wrong person(s) off cause now he's gone, gone, gone. Speaking of gone government officials, when is the rest of this alphabet soup of government officials--ATF, FBI, IRS--gonna leave our nice little town? At least we know the Pisceologists will be leaving after the Saratoga Silver Salmon make their run. Oh, I guess I shouldn't complain--just more fodder for good gossip!

The Pisceologists Are Coming!

As many of you know by now, every 12 years the Pisceologists descend on Langley to observe the migration of the endangered Saratoga Silver Salmon. And this is the year! Their presence is received with mixed feelings by us locals. We like tourists visiting and all, but they are, afterall, very mysterious and odd--unlike the rest of us normal Langley folk. They tend to travel around together in--well, uhm--schools, and their practices and affinity for the fish are almost cult-like. Then there is that elusive, secretive Maggy MacRill, founder and super shark of the the Pisceologists. Not to worry, fellow rumor mongers--Bea Z. is on it! I will be sure to find out the buzz on all the goings-on of these Pisceologist players when they get here. Though frequently secretive in admitting to their membership, you will be able to tell who these Pisceologists are when they come to town--in addition to their "fishiness", they love to wear their logo as seen here.